If you thought Hillary Rodham Clinton would accept the public's less than enthusiastic reaction to her presidential candidacy, you’d be wrong. She wants a do-over, and darn it, she’s getting one!
June 13th. It’ll totally be official then.
See, when she announced her candidacy with that YouTube video back in April, she was totally pulling America’s leg.
Remember this? Just pretend it never happened. That's what the Demcrats are doing.
She didn’t mean it! (And by that I mean, she didn’t actually get the enthusiastic reaction that she was looking for, so she wants– no NEEDS– a fresh new start. She wants to blame the lack of enthusiasm on the fact that her campaign really didn't officially kick off. That Scooby trip? Are you kidding? She just did that out of the kindness of her heart! She's a giver, you guys.
I don’t get it.
What makes her think that people are going to be excited and energetic the second time around? The excitement (if you can even call it that) when she first “announced” was completely manufactured. (Except for Lena Dunham’s. I’m pretty sure she really did want that Hillary tramp stamp.) Even “A-list” Democrats were all “meh” about her announcement.
But this time? Boy, this time, she’ll make darn sure she has some prescreened excited millennials gathered to support her.
She’s totally serious this time. She’s running for president. Do-over starts June 13th.
Thankfully, I wasn’t the only person confused by this turn of events.